Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
nutella sex= disaster
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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