Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
