Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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