I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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