..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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