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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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