physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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