Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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