I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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