I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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