walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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