I didn't shave. On purpose
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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