she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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