you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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