return my video game
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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