4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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