it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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