Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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