Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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