What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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