got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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