It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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