I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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