He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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