I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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