She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
