i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
