i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
