You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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