I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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