Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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