From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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