i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
