Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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