so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My balls are so social today.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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