it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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