Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
He felt like a one man threesome
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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