I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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