Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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