So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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