She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Be still, my beating vagina.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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