If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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