How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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