I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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