Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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