she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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