Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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