Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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