today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize
