fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
