It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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