Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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