Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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