Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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