you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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