You just made me feel so damn special
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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