did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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