Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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