Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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