Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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